Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.
actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.
when vegan ideas backfire completely
Inspired by The Female Armor Bingo, I present to you my short guide to armor bust areas, to better help you decide what to wear :P
Any resemblance to particular armors, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well… mostly.
So glad my bingo game caught on and inspired you! Amazing job!
This is so awesome, reminds me of Tica’s breakdown of the most typical MMORPG costumes on repair-her-armor. Always great to have more guides through stupid design tropes for future reference!
If you’re going to continue this into a series, please link all the following parts once they’re done (guessing the butt area would be next to go ;P)!
Here is the master post with all of the current ones together in one spot! Thank you guys for the support!
I realize now that this is supposed to be cute, but I just picture it:
You’re in the library alone. Everything is quiet; there’s no one else on this floor. It’s getting dark outside, though the flickering florescent lights provide more than enough light to read by. No one else knows you’re here. You sigh happily, glad for the alone time. You head to the youth section—maybe you’ll find a good novel?—and run your fingers along the top of the book spines as you crane your head to the side to read their titles.
Suddenly something brushes your finger.
Your heart leaps into your throat and your hand jerks away. There’s nothing there.
"Hello?" you call out. No answer. You go around to the side of the book cases and peer down the aisle. No one. You laugh at yourself under your breath. Time to lay off the horror books.
Resolving to move to a different section anyway, for your own peace of mind if nothing else, you hear a small clunk behind you.
You turn around. A book has fallen from the case you were just standing at.
It’s titled simply, You’re Not Alone.
You must have knocked it down. You curse under your breath, kneeling to grab it, then look at its Dewey decimal. It’s not long before you find the gap in the books, lined up so perfectly in rows except for that missing piece. You slide it in place—
and suddenly a hand grabs yours.
Its grip is loose at first as it gently claws at your fingers. But as you try to pull away, it tightens. It pulls you back into the bookcase, and you can hear the distant CRASH of all the books toppling to the ground as they’re knocked over. It’s the last thing you ever hear.
This comparison is no exaggeration- in an infant circumcision, the foreskin must be forcibly separated from the glans, as they are fused together in infants. If that doesn’t sound excruciating enough, this separation isn’t always 100% successful- sometimes chunks of the glans are ripped off along with the foreskin.
And just to make you feel shittier than you already might, 100+ infants die from it every year:
not circumsizing my future baby anymore :-) too much cringe
I’m not even tagging this as a trigger warning because everyone needs to know this and you NEED to be horrified by it.
I wish Ubisoft never goes back on their statement of how they wont make an AC game in Japan. Not because I have anything against the culture, but because I agree that that whole era is overdone and the Samurai thing is overdone. That leaves us with Ninjas and Ninjas were considered to be the scum of the earth in Japan and that’s not what the Assassin Order is.
Ninjas were fucking mercenaries employed by feudal kings to perform acts of espionage and assassination, they’re no different from the Mercenari you hired back in AC2 through Revelations, and their story and origin actually FITS for the Assassin brotherhood more than fucking PIRATES
They were considered scum because of their “unhonorable” methods, and for the things they were hired for (sometimes including burning down entire villages or exploding buildings), but if you fucking read the description of the mercenaries in AC2-Brotherhood, they were basically even worse because they pillaged and raped at their own free will
Yes, the feudal era of Japan might be overdone and cliche’d to death, BUT SO WERE FUCKING PIRATES AND WE GOT BLACK FLAG so I don’t see the strong point in here, if Ubisoft could fuck up the franchise with something so overdone as pirates, why not a feudal japan era as well? Wouldn’t surprise me if the sixth was WW2 oriented and we would finally come full circle
There’s also the Three Kingdoms era on China wich could be used perfectly, there’s the whole russian Nicholas II’s period, hell they could’ve even done it on Argentina (was mentioned on AC2’s fifth Truth cluster) with the Montoneros faction as representative of the assassins and the de facto junta as the templars (AS MENTIONED), or even in Chile during the Pinochet-Allende era (ALSO MENTIONED IN THE SAME CLUSTER)
So yeah, before you think ninjas are overdone, and that it is the main argument Ubisoft shouldn’t make a game around them, please remember that Assassin’s Creed 4 is a thing that exists and it’s based on PIRATES.